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Thanking My Lovely [info]vaeltaa for Making Such A Sweet Ass Banner!
 
 
Feel...: hopeful
 
 
unatral_kreatur
29 September 2009 @ 09:02 pm
This journal is looking a little neglected.

So tonight I present the Maxx Movie Award for BEST Death Scenes.

Gore Warning.

DIE! DIE! DIE! ..... please? )

So I hope you enjoyed this installment of Maxx's Movie Awards. ^_^

What about you guys? Do you have any favourite death scenes?

<3 Maxx
 
 
Siren...: DieMotherFuckerDie - Dope
 
 
unatral_kreatur
23 April 2009 @ 08:53 pm

Hey Flist.
I'm gunna have an early night tonight.
I have no energy to do anything creative tonight. Well I did a little mini-project for art but tomorrow looks like a big day so I apologize about my lack of contributions to the Fandom tonight! XP lolz
Oh I couldn't just leave it at that. How about I'll link you to my last fic. It was an Oral Sex porn. LOL! (Wincest of course!) I started this last year, but the 200 word paragraph that began the fic was soon abandoned and forgotten because I had prior commitments.
But I stumbled across this small paragraph hidden within word document, within a folder within a folder and realised, "Whoa, Dude. It's been so long since I writed Smut!"
And I proved a sad fact to myself. Smut is one of the few things I can actually write. I mean that I can write a +2000 porn but I barely scrape up 1000 words when I'm writing the chapter to an actual story.
But that's why I have been writing more narrative-like fics, so that I can improve. Anyway, you get the point. I'm not whining, I know alot of words doesn't make a better fic, but it I want to prove that I can hold an audience long enough. I want to prove that I can write a weighty story. It's all just part of the learning process I suppose.
Anyway, enough of that.

I found a giggle worthy post the other Day. My fellow Twi-haters will appreciate this little bit. Twi-fans, you've been warned. This is in my own journal, so don't accuse me of wank or anything. Considering I've WARNED you shows that I respect your right to enjoy Twilight. Despite how much I detest it! lol

Twilight Fans, Avert Your Gaze... Point 36 - RESEARCH: Meyer did not do it. )
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</div>My Own Opinion. Basically repeating the above. )

Okay, NOW I'm satisfied enough to go to bed. I'm sorry if I have offended any Twilighters, but other than the fact you were warned, you can see why I detest it. I wouldn't make a deal of it if this was treated like any other ordinary book. But it is an EPIC!fail that has become an international sensation. And it sends all the wrong messages. And that is what gets to me.
I am sorry if you were offended but I make no apologies for posting it.

<3 Maxx

(BTW - I'm not suggesting I'm a better writer than SMeyer. I'm not that good, I'm just a begginer and I write FANFICTION for craps sake! But that doesn't make me braindead, I can still know crap when I see it (and smell it!).
 
 
Feel...: bitchy
 
 
unatral_kreatur
22 April 2009 @ 10:18 pm
Title: Homemade Remedy
Author: [info]unatral_kreatur
Pairing: Dean/Sam
Rating: NC-17
Category: Smut. Pure, Unadulterated Smut.
Word Count: 2’900
Chapter: OneShot
Summary: After a run-in with a nasty beastie Sam has to treat Dean's wound. In a closet. Away from prying eyes. A recipe for… well what ever you wanna call it!
Warnings: Oral Sex, Fingering
Notes: Okay, this is the longest thing I’ve written in a while, and it’s PORN for goodness sake! Anyway, haven’t written smut in ages so I just wanted to ensure I didn’t forget how to! XP
Disclaimer: Supernatural is the property of Kripke and the CW network. I do not own Supernatural and there is no profit being made from this Fanfiction.

~

Homemade Remedy

Dean’s lips knew better than Dean did, simply allowing Sam to slowly cup Dean’s upper then lower lips with his own )
 
 
Feel...: tired
Siren...: Evansecence (YES! AGAIN!)
 
 
unatral_kreatur
18 February 2009 @ 10:10 pm
Title: From Across The Cafeteria
Author:
[info]unatral_kreatur
Rating: G (maybe a little PG)
Warning(s): A few homo stares and gay thinkies but nothing harmful! lol 
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 High School AU (Well that was a mouthfull!)
Chapter: Two ~ Dammit, So Close!
Word Count: 1'138
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke and the CW. No profit is being made from this fanfiction. Also I’m not experienced in J2 so amateur writing ahead!!!
Beta Acknowledgment: None yet.
Summary: A very cliched Closet Boy comes to new school, Falls for koot geek, Koot Geek falls for new Closet Boy. But I'll try to mix it up a bit!
Notes:  
[info]ckll I hope this helps, but it's not really J2-y enough yet! Also for [info]snowinginjune ! Get well honey!!!
Comments Are <3


 

Dammit, So Close! )
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Feel...: cranky
 
 
unatral_kreatur
13 February 2009 @ 10:54 pm

Title: From Across The Cafeteria
Author:
[info]unatral_kreatur
Rating: G (maybe a little PG)
Warning(s): A few homo stares and gay thinkies but nothing harmful! lol 
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 High School AU (Well that was a mouthfull!)
Chapter: One ~ Welcome To West Grove High
Word Count: 979
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke and the CW. No profit is being made from this fanfiction. Also I’m not experienced in J2 so amateur writing ahead!!!
Beta Acknowledgment: None yet.
Summary: A very cliched Closet Boy comes to new school, Falls for koot geek, Koot Geek falls for new Closet Boy. But I'll try to mix it up a bit!
Notes: Happy Singles Appreciation Day 
[info]ckll! :D  (Dont Forget, I'm picking you up at seven!! XD)
Comments Are <3

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YALL! (No its not Valentines Day themed! sorry!)


 

From Across The Cafeteria Chpt 1 )

 

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Feel...: lethargic
 
 
unatral_kreatur
01 February 2009 @ 02:33 am

Title: Coaching the Cleaner
Author:
[info]unatral_kreatur
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): M/M Sexual Situations, Bondage Themes, Roleplay, Inappropriate Use of Inanimate Objects, all in all fairly KINKY!
Pairing: Dean!Coach/Sam!Janitor
Spoilers: Mild “After School Special” Spoilers
Word Count: 2’668
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke and the CW. No profit is being made from this fanfiction. Also I’m not experienced in NC-17 (I’ve only done one other) so amateur writing ahead!!!
Beta Acknowledgment: None yet (nocturniquette1 ?)
Summary: (Occurs DURING After School Special) A Slightly Moody Janitor, An Overbearing Coach in Tight Red Shorts and a Broom!
Notes: This is inspired by my lovely muse
[info]ckll! XD  (I hope the cut works!)
Comments Are <3

(dnt read unless ur disturbed or deprived!)

 

 

 

Red Shorts, Tight Belts and Steel Brooms... )

 

 

 
 
Where are You Hiding?: off to bed!
Feel...: tired
 
 
unatral_kreatur
28 January 2009 @ 06:27 pm

But First I would like to mourn the loss of Kim! You'll be sorely missed!

Title: Boy in the Bandana
Author: unatral-kreatur
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): M/M Sexual Relations, Mild Bondage Themes, Bandana-play
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Spoilers: Not Really
Word Count: 4’146
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke and the CW. No profit is being made from this fanfiction. Also this is my first NC-17 so amateur writing ahead!!!
Beta Acknowledgment: nocturniquette1  ^_^
Summary: When Sam wants to relive the events of two months ago his bandana becomes the centre of their sexcapade!
Notes: This is a random gift for my dear ckll! ^_^. (Nawty thing shares my bandana fetish! JKS! XD) Also yall should know that theres something wrong with this and is making all the spaces between lines really wide! *grumble*  Lastly I hope the cut works!
Comments Are <3

  <3 Yall <3 Maxx


 

 

Seeing Red... )
 
 
Feel...: hungry
 
 
unatral_kreatur
04 January 2009 @ 01:36 pm

I'll Undercut this one! I decided a little Wincest would distract me from how sad Chloe Makes me...
Bad decision!

Call Me When Your Sober... )
 
 
Feel...: discontent
 
 
unatral_kreatur

Ohohoh. I stole this from [info]fatedcinderella 
Hope i get A buzz frm a few people!
Comments Are <3 (I'm gunna put that in every post now cuz im an attention whore!)



Ask me a serious (or not) question about any or all of the following:

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. Livejournal
7. Porn
8. The Future

No matter how rude, sexual or confidential . . .
I will answer honestly.
<3


Time For a little pic of vidspamming. i was remenising and guess what came to mind.
Chloe Sullivan...
She was my hero since my early teens, it's strange yes but she was just the character I clicked with, and always have. I love her, she is the female version of me (at least thats what I think).

Strength, intelligence, willpower
Heartache, longing, trouble-prone

*sad smile*


Wonderwall. I have known this song since I was a toddler (or around then?) because my parents love to sing it!  It's a lovely clip, I luv how it shows her love and their friendship at the same time. But as is many things i love, its sad and not-quite-a-happy-ending.



Iris. This Has Been my favourite song all my teens. I have always wanted to do a fanvid and this is VERY similar to how i planned on making it. coincidence...?
 
 
Feel...: contemplative
 
 
unatral_kreatur
02 January 2009 @ 05:31 pm

A lot of resolutions, from the mundane to the truly ambitious, are being made today. What are your New Year's resolutions? Do you think you're likely to stick to them past the month of January?


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Get closer to my lj friends. i want them to be frendz not jst a contact list!

be more dedicated with my school work

<3 more but not let romance be too important as when it doesnt work I crash and noone likes a misery guts!

<3 maxx
 
 
unatral_kreatur
01 January 2009 @ 11:47 pm
Just a good old lazy day today. woke up at my frend jazzas place and was dragged home by the parents, who stayed the night also, at like 6 AM! bleh!
then i didn't eat until 2 and that was jst cheese and crackers. and not jst the budget crap but the good stuff, red rock crisps and camarbet and fruit cheese and blueveincheese and a cupl others. then my gut felt like a stone so i didnt eat till dinner at six.
watched LotR's the Return of the King. do that every christmas, we watch em all over a about a week. is good fun but we only watch em once a year.
well spent the rest of this arvo drawing a fairy and i think it will turn out fairly nicely! i cant jst let it be a cute peaceful fairy so it has empty eyes (was gunna do black but blank looks better).
sleepy so will sleep now
<3 yall, hopin  uall had great nye and nyd! gimme a buzz, tell me wat went dwn!
<3 maxx
comments are <3 (bahahaha)



Jarad this is for you! i saw it and cacked myself! is awesome!



 
 
Feel...: Buggered
 
 
unatral_kreatur
01 January 2009 @ 02:56 am
So it is 3 hours into the new year and im with friends and we started the just how you should... by watching a movie about the dvil! it was the omen, i love that movie. its mad as! and a classic! well we played xbox 360 till almost midnight, counted down and then watched the omen so to sum it all up it was a great night! all thats missing is JPad in a swimsuit!!!
<3 yalll
<3 maxx
 
 
Feel...: sleepy
 
 
unatral_kreatur
31 December 2008 @ 07:02 pm

Title says it all! I luv yall lots and wishin u all great new years and the days that make that year up!


A gift from me to allllllllllll of you
<3

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Feel...: chipper
 
 
unatral_kreatur
26 December 2008 @ 09:01 am

Our holiday gift to you: the question submitted most often to Writer's Block—if you could have a superpower, what would it be and how would you use it?


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Psychokenisis ->

Psychokinesis is the umbrella term for various related specialty abilities, which may include:

  • Telekinesis; movement of matter (micro and macro; move, lift, agitate, vibrate, spin, bend, break, or impact)
  • Speed up or slow down the naturally occurring vibrations of atoms in matter to alter temperature, possibly to the point of ignition if combustible (also known as pyrokinesis and cryokinesis respectively).
  • Aerokinesis, the telekinetic subspecialty of being able to control the movement of air molecules specifically.
  • Hydrokinesis, the telekinetic subspecialty of being able to control the movement of water molecules specifically
  • Self levitation (rising in the air unsupported, flying).
  • Object deformation (including metal softening and bending).
  • Influencing events
  • Biological healing.
  • Teleportation (disappearing and reappearing elsewhere).
  • Phasing through matter
  • Transmutation of matter.
  • Shape-shifting
  • Energy shield (force field).
  • Control of magnetism
  • Control of photons (light waves/particles).
  • Thoughtform projection (a physically perceived person, animal, creature, object, ghostly entity, etc., created in the mind and projected into three-dimensional space and observable by others; for thought images allegedly placed on film, see Thoughtography
BUT my strongest Points would bw Telekineses, Pyrokineses and ThoughtForm!

I would probably go nutso in tradition of Carrie because it would be all to much to handle!

I'm off to Gympie for a five days
<3 yall Hope You All Had Great Chrismases
 
 
Feel...: sleepy
 
 
unatral_kreatur
25 December 2008 @ 04:58 pm
So It's christmas! The day everybody (well almost)  loves, and loves eachother. So I spread my love to yall!
Well I got a phone for christmas, just thought I'd share that cuz i can never afford one! So it makes things a little easier.
Now I think this will be the last time I ask yall for your email addresses. Also I want everyone who reads this to comment. I want to be able to say merry christmas to my whole Flist!
<3 talk to yall later off to dinner
 
 
unatral_kreatur

Title: Beneath the Shadow of a Doubt
Author: Max – unatral_kreatur
Pairing: Daniel/Jared (not caricatures, of my own invention)
Rating: M
Prompt: Mildly Disturbing Scenes, MIld Violence
Category: Silent Hill Fan Fiction
Disclaimers: Amateur writing, do forgive me!

Status: In development.
Summary: Daniel Awakes somewhere totally alien to him... and he's not alone!
Prequel/Sequel: Sequel in development

Feedback: Yes, please.



 

Chapter 8 - ~Flicker~ )
 
 
Feel...: chipper
 
 
unatral_kreatur
24 December 2008 @ 10:54 pm
=D  


It Worked. The season spread it's eggnog flavoured joy and I am a new guy. Good mood, good attitude. I'm happy today and most certainly will be tommorrow!
Just wanting to telll you all That i may not know you all but I love you all!
hence I need your email addresses. it's not a scam or a virus but i want to send all those who pay close enough attention to comment a little surprise.
not a "agh, my laptops eating itself" surprise! a "o, how nice. lets get drunk" surprise... sorta. hahaha
<3 yall!

also i would like to get into closer contact with my Lj buddies! so I wil give yall my addy and please if u got MSN or any of the like please add me-> maxo1993@hotmail.com

<3 yall merry christmas and love to everyone!

XP     B=+d:P (its a person!) bahaha anywayz im off

<3 maxx

 

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Feel...: chipper
 
 
unatral_kreatur
24 December 2008 @ 01:23 am
Hey Folks! I am in Desperate needs of a few things. Well actually a few people, I'm sure yall dont like being refered to as inanimate objects!
I need some people for a few tasks. I would love them eternally!
I need a "beta" i think the term is? someone to check my writing. someone who is reliable, professional, punctual but respectful. will give me the truth, make corrections but not be condesending or rude. they would have license to suggest alterations (which i would most likely consider) and most definately make corrections on my TERRIBLE grammar! <3
I would like someone who is good with graphics! Someone who can make me some awesome graphics for my profile. It's a little plain and just a bit of an eyesore. lol
also i would like one last thing! your email addresses. or at least of those reading. its christmas tommorrow and i have something for yall but none of ur emails!
dnt trust me with ur emails? ask [info]ckll [info]wiccaqueen [info]jaobsessed about if they got something when i sent something that was friendly and most CERTAINLY not a virus. still dnt trust me... oh well dont blame you lol. its a surprise but not THAT big a surprise!

<3 yall and goodnight. the pillow beckons me!
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Feel...: hopeful
 
 
unatral_kreatur

Title: Beneath the Shadow of a Doubt
Author: Max – unatral_kreatur
Rating: PG+
Prompt: M/M relations, mild discrimination/prejudice, mild coarse language

Category: Silent Hill Fan Fiction
Disclaimers: Amateur writing, do forgive me! I just spit out thoughts and don't really check them!

Status: In development.
Summary: Daniel's birthday date takes a turn for the worse.
Prequel/Sequel: Sequel in development

Feedback: Yes, please.



 

Chapter 7 - ~Blanc-ed out~ )

 

 
 
Feel...: tired
 
 
 
 

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